Council bans sex in church grounds
A COUNCIL in central England has issued an injunction to stop drunken locals cavorting in a historic church cemetery.
Birmingham City Council and West Midlands Police acted after receiving reports of men and women having booze-fuelled sex sessions in the grounds of 607-year-old St Mary’s Church.
Officials have now issued a Section 222 order, which means that anyone caught having sex in public could be fast-tracked to gaol.
Local park manager, Christine Williams, says: “If any of them come to the church gates now I can call a number, whereas before we were having to get in touch with the police, and we couldn’t always get through.” | 
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